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دارو مسابقة شارك فيها فرنسي و ياباني ومغربي،


السؤال هو : ماهو أسرع شيء في الوجود؟


الفرنسي : الضوء


الياباني : التفكير


المغربي : الإسهال


سولو المغربي علاش الإسهال؟


قاليهوم حيت إلا جاك الإسهال ماكايبقا عندك الوقت لا باش تفكر ولا باش تشعل الضوء ديال الطواليت


Bonne journée

Galik hada wahed lmoufetich mcha lmedrasa w dkhel lwahed lkisem wsewelhoum soual , galihoum kabilane ? (qu'a bu l'âne ? ) , nekez wahed laaroubi w galih , lanabilou (l'âne a bu l'eau ).

wa7ed le3roubi mcha yessafer fe train et gless 9dam wa7ed françawiya kan 3andha wa7ed lkelb smitou: bebito, kanet ri7a diyal t9achrou khanza, fach n3ess lfrançawiya khdat sebato et la7toulou men charjem, fach nad mal9ahch, et houwa y3i9 biha, sa3a l9aha na3ssa, et houwa yakhoud lkelb diyalha et la7ou mne charja, fach nadet 9aletlo: "ou est bebito???". et houwa y9olha: mcha yjib sbebito...

Galek hada wahd l2ostad rssam ltalamid dialo jrana f sboura w galhom chno hadi, hta wahd ma3rf yallah wahd kassouul fihom b9a 3lih stad stad ana, galo yallah aji w howa yji 3ndo, galo l2ostad yallah golhom chno hadi w howa dak lkassoul galo jrana, w jma3 m3ah l2ostad btsrfi9a w galo hadi difda3a machi jrana, w rja3 dak lkassoul lblastou w howa ygol lsahbou wllahila katban mn lb3id b7al chi jrana

gallik hada wahed maghribi howa o mratou ja canada, 3ir dakhel telephone hayed menno nwamer 9 ou 1

galika hada wahed merda lqawh wakel ramdan, o homma yesewlouh 3lach wakel remdan, galihon hna mroud 3anda autorisation sewlouh men fouq, sewlouh kifach gallihom ' fa in kontom marda awla 3ala maradi fala haraj''

( mroud remplsaw bouliss fe terqan)
gallik hada wahed khayna sayg 4X4, o howa yeqfo wahed merda o gallou 3andek khtiya, galih moul 4X4 3lach gallih rakeb 4X4 nouhdek, khas yekouno m3ak 3 oukhrin, gallih moul 4X4 kelem liya chef dialek, gallih merda mech'ghoul mweqef wahed 3ando Uno o mrekeb m3ah wahed.

( mroud remplsaw bouliss fe terqan)

gallik hada merda chef chi siyyara anglais (volant 3la yamine) o howa yewefha o gal hadak li rakeb 3la lyser 3andek khtiya, gallih 3lach, gallou chefti o nta dewez sa7bek volan, chtini merda gelti hada maghadich ye7asselni ana li sayg.

gallik hadou brakna sawbo une bombe nucléaire, mohim merican jabet khbarhom, galet lihom bach nchoufo qowa dial had bombe khasn nfarg3ouha fel atlantique, o homa yejawbouh brakna '' tsawbat f berkan tfarge3 f berkan ''

gallik hada berkani jab mercides 240 men barra, o gal walidih rekbou m3aya nsarikom, tal3o walidih rekbo bjoujhom geddam

gallik hada wahed khayna jay men badiya ghadi yedewez, chafouh zouj dial chaffara o homma yejiw 3ando, galou lo fin ghadi a sidi gallihom ghadi ndewez scanner o ma3raftch fin ja.
galou aji m3ana, mohim dawh wahed ascenseur o galou lih hayed hwayjek ha scanner, hayyed hwayjo bqa khaleq lah activaw lih etage fouqani o harbou lih bel 7waj o beztam, mohim 3ir hbes ascenseur o t7al bab o hya wahed seyda 3ir chaftou ghawtat (waaaaaaaaaaaaa) galiha El-cancer

galik hadou wahed zjouj swasa tkhatro yederbo elghom te7t ma, o li tla3 fihom yekhser flouso, mohim tekhchaw teht ma matal3ouch................... matou.

lah yedehkom diman

gallik hada wahed khayna saym, o benhar kanet 7amsa wahla lih f darsa dialo li khawya, puis hadik 7amsa ta7et lih o tsartat lih, mcha sewel fqith, galih rah ta7et liya 7amsa benhar wach ftart, gallih lefqih la, nhar tani dar djaja f hadik darsa.

galik hadou 3oulama dial 3alam qarerrou bach yekhtarou din wahed, o khas'yediro test el diyyanat kbira li kayna fel 3alam.
bon galou ghadi njibo chrif men kolla diyyana, chabou chrif: meslem, yehoudi, masi7i, ou boudi. galou lihom ghadin louhoukom men 3imara dial 20 etages o li diyana s7i7a dialou ghadi ye3atqouh mala2ika dialou.

mohim lahou lihoudi howa habet o howa tayqra ---- zdeeeeeef : tah mat

lahou masi7i, howa habet o howa tayqra injil -------- zdeeeeeef : tah mat

lahou boudi, howa habet o howa tayqra bouda bouda bouda bouda --------- vewwww, wahed lid kharjat men 3imara o 3atqatou, mamatch.

lahou meslem, howa habet o howa taygoul lai ilaha illa lah mo7amed rasoul lah, howa tayrareb o howa tayzreb fel hadra, melli bqat lih chi 4 etages qlebha o bda bouda bouda bouda bouda bouda bouda.

gallik hada wahed khayna bagi yetalleq, mohim mcha ma7kama, o sewlou qadi 3lach baghi taleq, gallih baghi ntaleq mousta7il nkemmel m3a had lemra, gallih qadi wach 3aref annak ila taleqti ghadi takhod lik nafs kholsa dialek, o hadak khayna ban far7an, gallih qadi ghadi takhod lik moitie dial salaire o rak far7an, gallih rah qbel kanet tatakhdo kollo.

Une vraie histoire mais nokta:

gallik hada wahed khayna kan responsable 3la 40 employees fchi multinationale, mohim dar immigration canada, ja montreal, malqach khedma zwina lqa 3ira tamara. mohim ma3tawhch equivalence mcha dar polytechnique salaha en trois ans mai malqach khedma, dar taxi. wahed nhar weqfo chi touriste maghribi. rekbou f taxi melli dar lqah kan employé dialou melli kan fel maghreb, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

gallek hadou chnawa melli taybhghiw yessemiw wladhom taylouho chandila dial le7did fouq skhar, taysem3ou: ching , chong, chang, chan, taykhtarou wehda men had aswat.

o les africains taylouho stal dial ma men chi jbel o taysem3o: bog, bing , bong, dong, ding, taykhtarou chi sawt men had awsat.

gallik hada wahed berkani fih nafs, gal lemgharba brakna dkeyyin o ghadi newerikom dalil, mohom jabou camirat jma3 bezzaf dial brakna o bda yessewelhom bach yewerri mgharba daka2 dial brakna:

sewelhom chkoun li rba7 f ma3rakat o7od, koffar awla mouslimin, jawbo wahed koffar , gallihom hantouma, brakna dkeyyin
sewelhom wou2al we7dakhor, chkoun li rba7 fel boutoula Barsa awla Riyyal, gallih wahed berkani Barsa, gallihom ha ntouma brakna dkeyyin.

mohim melli kan ghadi b7alou o howa yenoud wahed berkani gallih '' sma7liya, galou wach Barsa ghada tlaqa m3a koffar fel final''.

gallik hada wahed zouj swasa hmad o mohammad ghadin f triq, o homma yekherjo lihom 4 agresseurs, chwiya hmad gal mohammad '' mohammad hak ha 100 dirhem li tatsalni. ( 7ayed 3lih self qbel maytegrissa).

gallik hada wahed sousi khabba chi flous o safer, melli ja nsa fin khabbahom, mcha direct 3and boullisse gallihom derbouni bach bghyet nger

gallik hada wahed smak sakna en face lih wahed syda mrabya djaja, wahed nhar hadak smak jah jou3, sraq djaja dial jarou, fi sbah jat 3ando jartou bach tesewel fih kidayr galliha '' Ina djaja a lalla tathadri 3liha, wal batel hada''

gallik hada wahed sousi nad bellil bach yedir dwa le7mar ta7et lih qar3a, nad hez mouss o bda taysra7 wladou o taygoulihom noudo dirou dwa le7mar noudo qbel maydi3.

hada wa7ed sousi bda weldo taybki belil : baba bghit danone baba bghit danone, w howa (sousi) yehaz rido dial 7anout o 9alo chefti hanta kolchi sed.

9alike hado swasa (Ali + Brahim) tchareko o darou 7anout, dazit moudda nade Ali o ketibe fiha (ALIMENTATION GENERALE) .ja brahim howa yechoufahe ke3a nade tahowa o ketibe fiha (BRAHIMMENTATION GENERALE)