nokta

hada wa7ed sousi 9al ellweldo ila nja7ti had l 3am nechrilik koura

9alo wldo : wila nja7t l 3am li morah ?

9alo chel7 : ila nja7ti l 3am li morah nfokh ha lik.

Wa7ed lberkania jatha l9or3a dial mirikan, fach bdat kat3amer f dak formulaire, smaya, kniya, adrissa, mihna, tari5 zdiyad ... etc . wasslate l sex o hia dir lihoum :
SEX : Par fois

hada wa7ed lberkani jay lwejda ftomobile dialou, mlli bgha yw9af fstop dial dekhla fat dak cherta lbayda bchuiya, seffar 3lih lboulissi wchyar lih byeddou gallih rja3 rja3
nad dak lberkani rja3 f7alou 7ta lberkane

galek hada wahde lbarkani kan belmotor dyalou ou houwa yjihe lboulisi waygoulihe msourya (lmotor) ...

ou houwa yjawbou non galou mbarkan

achnou hiya l 3ala9a li katerbet mabin berkani dki (intelligent) w daynassour ???
bzouj bihoum n9ardou

gallak hada wahal lbarkani rbah malyar dya darham au loto.mcha 3and wahad sahbou galou rbaht malyar dyal darham oma3raft manachri biha.
ntak sahbou galou sir khsarha 3la rasak.
nad sahibona chraha kamla trabech

gallak hadou wahad rba3a dyal brakna mardawch ydahkou 3lihoum wjada.tjam3ou obraw ytal3ou yatkarfsou 3la wjada.hazou la3si et tt omchaw yrakbou falkar.ri houma galsou osam3ou a la radio(hona wajda)
nadou farchkhou dak lkar belli fih

hada wahd lmo3alim nawad wahad tilmid barkani osawlou:MAN KATALA HAMZA BNA 3ABD LMOTTAMLIB?jawbou tilmid:WALLAH MAYANA A OSTAD.chadou lmo3allim 3tah katla.mcha tilmid 3and bbah galhalou; ja bbat tilmid 3and lmou3alli kayatchaka.lmo3alim chrah lwalid kalou ana sawaltou chkoun li ktal hamza gali machi ana.chnou briti ndirlou?jawbou lwalid galou:YAKMA CHAKITI FIYA ANA?
tchadou kaydarbou htta tla3 lmoudir.malkoum?galou lmo3alim sawalt tilmid man katala hamza galli machi ana.osawalt bbah galli yakma chakiti fiya.chnou randir m3a hadou.?
tah lmoudir flard obka kayajdab:AAAA WILI TAYHALI BTANA FALMADRASSA OMAJAYAB ANA KHBAR

hada wahad lbarkani mcha lmirikan okra une voiture.bka radi kayatsara hta wsal lwahad lahdoura otkatta3 lafran.dar biha ksida ktal fiha 1000 personnes.dart boom fmirikan.jat l FBI kaydirou l'enquete.sawlouh kifach tralou.galhoum tkata3 biya lafran falhdoura.flisar kaynin jouj dyal nass radyen.fliman kaynin 3aram dyal nass majmou3in 3la wahad l3ars.sawalhoum galhoum:FIMAN RANADKHOUL?FJOUJ WALLA F3ARRAM?galoulou fjouj bien sûre.bka yadhak ogalhoum dakchi li dart.dkhalt fwahad ktaltou ottani hrabliya fal3ars wana ntab3ou

hada Hicham El Guerrouj "Berkani" tela3 l wa7ed jebal o beda yehdar o howa yerad 3lih l'echo (sada dyal sowt) gual ana Hicham o howa jebal yerad 3lih ana hichaaaaam ana hichaaam, o howa yguol ana batal al3alam o jebal yerad 3lih ana batal al3alaaaaaaaaam ana batal al3alaaaaaaaaam, o howa yeguol ana Berkani o jebal yerad 3lih nta berkani neta berkani.

hada wahed l berkani gal l mratou : wajdi rassek lyouma ghadi nat3achaw barra, mali ja m3a 18h30 man l khadma , jbarha mwajda la3cha f bab dar

3lach elberkaniyeene tatchedhoume edoukha fach tey7ekou essnane ?
7et tay fexiw echita we taye7erko erass

galak hada barkani chra karwassa, 7alha l9a fiha chocolat howa yarmiha

3lach ?!!!!

S7abtlo khamja

galik hada wa7d barkani matlo la7mar dyalo o jaw 3ando chi oujada y9achbo 3lih galolo lah y3adam lajar o howa ygolihom lbarkani awadi rah machi bnadam li mate o homa y3awdo ygolo lih lah y3adam lajar howa k3a o ygolhom zido tfadlo...

homa yadakhlo o howa ygol lmarto ana ngolak la7mar dyana 3ando la famille f oujda"

galek hada wahed berkani chra une voiture men casa,mohim mcha yjibha fel week-end..lbess survette wched trik..a chaque control de la route kaigoulou fin smta wkaykhless 100dh,mohim ma wsel berkane hta khelles 3ram de les amendes,wsel ldarou howa ygoul lmratou merra jaya wella 3am

galek hada wahed berkani chra une voiture men casa,mohim mcha yjibha fel week-end..lbess survette wched trik..a chaque control de la route kaigoulou fin smta wkaykhless 100dh,mohim ma wsel berkane hta khelles 3ram de les amendes,wsel ldarou howa ygoul lmratou merra jaya wella 3amri mansoug bsurvette,dima serwa besemta.....

hada wahd lberkani kay douaz mtihan dial conduite permis , w fouq ma kay wsal lwahd lgalta dial lma kat skout lih tonobil, kay goul lih lmoniteur sir 3awd, la 3ème fois tla3 m3ah lmoniteur bach ichouf 3lach kat skout lih , w lqah min kay wsal lgalta dial lma kay hezz rajlih mn les pedales w kat skout tonobil

walah nkhef drok yekhroj 3lina chi berkani wman3erfo ach ngolo lih

galik wahad al barkani galihom ronaldo smito salih galo lih fin
sma3tiha galihom sma3t al modi3 kaygol mokhalafa li salih ronaldo.

jouj brakaniyine dakhlo lwajda nhar 3id l3arch, l9aw lamdina kolha
tsawer dial le roi, ohowa ygol wa7ed lsa7bo: Had wajda mana3ref fine
baghine ysiftouha, chaftha kolha Tnaber

hada wa7ed lbarkani mcha yakhtab bant wa7ed lwajdi.
lwajda bgha ya3tader lih galih: rah lbant mazala tata9ra 7ata tsali ncha allah 9rayatha.
lbarkan galih daniya haniya.
mcha lbarkani o3awad rja3 m3a 18H30 l3and bayen lbant ogalih: daba ma3andek matgoul lbant ghadi tkoun kharjat min la9raya.

hada wa7ed lbarkani daret fih mrato galatlih: jarna kol sba7 mani
taykoun kharej taybouss mrato 3ad tayakhrej, dir 7ata nta b7alo.
jawabha : otdani jartek tabghi?

Galik hada wahed berkani jay l rabat, o f dakhla l9a blaka fiha "sala-rabat" o rja3 l berkan. Galihom tsala rbat

Galik hada wahed berkani jay l rabat, o f dakhla l9a blaka fiha "sala-rabat" o rja3 l berkan. Galihom tsala rbat

wa7ed lberkani ma 3emmrou gles f'9ehwa (café) wa7ed nnhar 7lef 7ta
ydirha.. mcha dkhel l9ehwa gless.. ja 3endou l'garçon : ach 7ebb
lkha6er a sidi? gallih : jib liya 9ahwa! mcha lgarçon w jab lih tasse
dial l9ehwa.. cheddha lberkani chrebha de99a we7da howa ygoul liha :
hmm.. safi hiya hadik ghir jib lbri9